just printed on Wireless Printer but not sure which neighbor has my document.

 

The easiest way to double your money is to fold it over.

 Facebook funny status: Tomato is a fruit so do not put it in a fruit salad.

 

Two things are common in politicians and diapers, both need to change regularly.

 

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house earlier than Police do.

 

You can go wherever you want if carry a clipboard.

 

Hold my purse’, words to humiliate men everywhere.

 

Don’t argue with an idiot. They beat you with their experience.

 

My pillow could be my hairstylist because I wake up to weird hairstyles.

 

People write Congrats on my wall because they do not know the spelling of Congratulations.

 

The trouble with being punctual is that no one cares.

 

Marriage is similar to go to a restaurant, order something, and then looks at the nearby table, and wish you would order that.

 

If you get difficult questions in life, Google gives you answers.

 

Money cannot buy happiness. It pays for the internet, which is the same thing.

 

FACEBOOK STORY is to add the friend – Approve -> Write on the wall -Chatting– Block.

 

Get ready to be in prison for stealing my heart and hijacking my feelings.

 

If you are reading this, be happy you know how to read.

 

Facebook is a fridge. Yes, because when you are alone, you open it to see if there’s anything.

 

You know what; the zoo is the best place to fart.

 

I am not 40 years old; I am just 18 years with 22 years of experience.

 

When somebody is doing dishes and I put another plate on the sink.

 

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

 

Doctors checked out a boy’s brain; on the left side, nothing is right; and on the right side, nothing left.

 

Reduce weight, first turn your head to the left then turn it to the right. Repeat this until you get anything to eat from either of the sides.

 

Distinguish a lady and a woman? A lady does what she has taught, and a woman does what she wants.

 

I am jealous of my parents. I can never have a kid as cool as theirs.

 

Can I click your picture? I love pictures of natural disasters.

 

I cannot lose weight. The shampoo I use says ‘for extra volume and body.’

 

I am a smart person but just do stupid things.

 

Learn a lesson from your dog, kick some grass over the shit, and move on.

 

There is no logic in why short pants should cost the same as long pants.

 

Nothing to update on Facebook. So pretend that you are busy at a party.

 

I tried to be awesome today, I was tired of being awesome yesterday.

 

Nothing hurts more than you go to unfriend someone but find they have beaten you to it.

 

I ever got a 4.0 GPA in college was my blood alcohol content only.

 

Being nice to people is not being two-faced, but this is growing up.

 

Instead of checking checkbook, have a look on Facebook.

 

Your intelligence is the common sense I have.

 

Facebook must have the ‘no one cares about’ option too.

 

I am a liar; trust me.

 

Roses are red, and Facebook is blue. I have no mutual friends then who you are?

 

Facebook is like a prison because you write on its walls.

 

Facebook must have an enemy list too.

 

I add people only to increase the friend list.

 

Facebook is the red carpet for girls who have no talent at all.

 

I am quitting Facebook to face my book.

 

You are a player! I am the coach here.

 

Liking your own status is like appreciating yourself.

 

Paul likes animals. The sweet and sour chicken.

 

If taking a bath is bad for the environment then I am doing a big favor.

 

Single is not lonely, and the relationship is not to be happy.

 

Mark Zuckerberg ruined our lives. That might not be a funny Facebook status for him.

 

Who needs TV drama we have got Facebook.

 

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

 

I just printed on Wireless Printer but not sure which neighbor has my document.

 

The easiest way to double your money is to fold it over.

 

Facebook funny status: Tomato is a fruit so do not put it in a fruit salad.

 

Two things are common in politicians and diapers, both need to change regularly.

 

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house earlier than Police do.

 

You can go wherever you want if carry a clipboard.

 

‘Hold my purse’, words to humiliate men everywhere.

 

Don’t argue with an idiot. They beat you with their experience.

 

My pillow could be my hairstylist because I wake up to weird hairstyles.

 

People write Congrats on my wall because they do not know the spelling of Congratulations.

 

The trouble with being punctual is that no one cares.

 

Marriage is similar to go to a restaurant, order something, and then looks at the nearby table, and wish you would order that.

 

If you get difficult questions in life, Google gives you answers.

 

Money cannot buy happiness. It pays for the internet, which is the same thing.

 

FACEBOOK STORY is to add the friend – Approve -> Write on the wall -Chatting– Block.

 

Get ready to be in prison for stealing my heart and hijacking my feelings.

 

If you are reading this, be happy you know how to read.

 

Facebook is a fridge. Yes, because when you are alone, you open it to see if there’s anything.

 

You know what; the zoo is the best place to fart.

 

I am not 40 years old; I am just 18 years with 22 years of experience.

 

When somebody is doing dishes and I put another plate on the sink.

 

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

 

Doctors checked out a boy’s brain; on the left side, nothing is right; and on the right side, nothing left.

 

Reduce weight, first turn your head to the left then turn it to the right. Repeat this until you get anything to eat from either of the sides.

 

Distinguish a lady and a woman? A lady does what she has taught, and a woman does what she wants.

 

I am jealous of my parents. I can never have a kid as cool as theirs.

 

Can I click your picture? I love pictures of natural disasters.

 

I cannot lose weight. The shampoo I use says ‘for extra volume and body.’

 

I am a smart person but just do stupid things.

 

Learn a lesson from your dog, kick some grass over the shit, and move on.

 

There is no logic in why short pants should cost the same as long pants.

 

Nothing to update on Facebook. So pretend that you are busy at a party.

 

I tried to be awesome today, I was tired of being awesome yesterday.

 

Nothing hurts more than you go to unfriend someone but find they have beaten you to it.


I ever got a 4.0 GPA in college was my blood alcohol content only.

 

Being nice to people is not being two-faced, but this is growing up.

 

Instead of checking checkbook, have a look on Facebook.

 

Your intelligence is the common sense I have.

 

Facebook must have the ‘no one cares about’ option too.

 

I am a liar; trust me.

 

Roses are red, and Facebook is blue. I have no mutual friends then who you are?

 

Facebook is like a prison because you write on its walls.

 

Facebook must have an enemy list too.

 

I add people only to increase the friend list.

 

Facebook is the red carpet for girls who have no talent at all.

 

I am quitting Facebook to face my book.

 

You are a player! I am the coach here.

 

Liking your own status is like appreciating yourself.

 

Paul likes animals. The sweet and sour chicken.

 

If taking a bath is bad for the environment then I am doing a big favor.

 

Single is not lonely, and the relationship is not to be happy.

 

Mark Zuckerberg ruined our lives. That might not be a funny Facebook status for him.

 

Who needs TV drama we have got Facebook.

 

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.